Say Yes Fresno

Am a proud native Fresnan and here's how you can tell, 
I just love this slice of Heaven though outsiders call it living hell, 
Yes it does get hot in the summer and sweat drips from every pore, 
Not a problem for me since that's what air conditioners are made for, 
"Dude, the murder rate is so high aren't you afraid you may die here?", 
Shoot, I don't worry, 'cause our Mayor is that old Po-Po Jerry Dyer, 
To those that lament Fresno lies in the middle of nowhere I don't care, 
When in an hour or so my feet can be in the ocean and at Morro Rock stare, 
Some folks just don't know when they've got it good... knock on wood.

--Steve P., Adult