Pull Up Your Pants!

A handsome man of youth dresses profoundly uncouth.

His pants are saggy and his boxer shorts show. Why does he do it? He doesn't know.

Could it be a sign of moral decline?

Raise your pants, raise your image.

It's a tackle, not a scrimmage.

Sag is not Swag. It's really a drag.

Do you know what? I don't want to see your butt.

Do you want to dance? Pull up your pants.

Want a little romance? Pull up your pants.

Life is hard. If you want a chance, pull up your pants.

-- Lisa C., Adult